The Speaker's Curse

Sax: Our Speaker seems to have cursed our Members of Parliament today.
Max: It happens all the time. What's new?

Sax: He cursed that all the MP's will lose the coming elections!
Max: His curses will not work. To make them work, he has to conserve his anger for years and then curse them. But he curses them every day.

Sax: Poor Somnath Uncle. Something has to be done to regulate the MP's. What do you say?
Max: What I say? We should have classes 1 to 10 in Parliament. Shouting MP's should be demoted to Class 9, Misbehaving MP's to Class 7, Absentee MP's to Class 5, and rogue MP's to Class 1.

Sax: Classes in Parliament? But what's the use?
Max: Only Class 10 should be chaired by the Speaker. Class 7 - 9 should be handled by an Army General, Class 4 - 6 by a retired College Principal, Class 2 and 3 by a school Head Master and Class 1 by the Primary School teacher. Any unparliamentary behaviour should be reported to the Army General, College Principal, School Head Master and the Primary School teacher. According to the offense, the MP should be sent to the lowest class in the respective grades. Based on conduct, they should be promoted again, step by step!

Sax: That's an unbelievable idea! You are incredible Max!!! But if this is implemented, who do you think will be in Class 10, with the Speaker?
Max: My best guess - The Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition, hopefully. The two can actually discuss what really matters! And more importantly, the Speaker will not have to curse anyone!